My Unfortunate Erection (Chip's Lament) (From "The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee"): Piano/Vocal/Chords
Ed. Lisa DeSpain
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Description
Titles: I'm Not That Smart (The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee) * My Unfortunate Erection (Chip's Lament) (The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee) * Dames (42nd Street) * Radames' Letter (Elton John and Tim Rice's "Aida") * The Gypsy in Me Anything Goes (1988 Revival)) * Ballad of Booth (Part III) (Assassins) * What Am I Doin'? (Closer Than Ever) * Broadway Baby (Dames At Sea) * Blah, Blah, Blah (Delicious) * When the Earth Stopped Turning (Elegies) * You Gotta Die Sometime (Falsettos) * I Want to Make Magic (Fame: The Musical) * Sandy (Grease) * Donna (Hair) * Different (Honk!) * The Phone Call (Lucky Stiff) * Knowing Me, Knowing You (Mamma Mia) * To Each His Dulcinea (Man of La Mancha) * Larger Than Life (My Favorite Year) * I'm Falling in Love with Someone (Naughty Marrietta) * And They're Off (A New Brain) * Stouthearted Men (The New Moon) * Lucky to Be Me (On the Town) * A New Town Is a Blue Town (The Pajama Game) * Extraordinary (Pippin) * There's a Boat Dat's Leavin' Soon for New York (Porgy and Bess®) * You Took Advantage of Me (Present Arms) * Alone in the Universe (Seussical the Musical) * Something to Live For (Sophisticated Ladies) * Strike Up The Band (Strike Up The Band) * Ballad of the Easy Life (The Threepenny Opera) * Calla Lily Lady (Two Gentlemen of Verona) * Love's Revenge (Two Gentlemen of Verona) * They Won't Know Me (Wish You ere Here) * If I Only Had a Brain (The Wizard of Oz)
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About the Composer: William Finn
William Finn has shaped contemporary musical theatre through his distinctive voice as a composer and lyricist, known for blending sharp humor with genuine emotional depth. His works, including 'Falsettos,' 'The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee,' and 'Elegies,' have earned him Grammy and Tony recognition and established him as a major figure in bringing character-driven storytelling to the stage.
Why we love this
Finn's gift for comedy with teeth makes this song instantly compelling for singers who want to own both the humor and the vulnerability in a character moment. The song sits comfortably in the baritone/bass range while delivering theatrical gold that audiences recognize and respond to immediately.
What to expect
A moment of genuine crisis wrapped in comedic genius. Chip's desperation is real and specific, set against music that's both melodic and musically witty, creating that signature Finn balance between heartfelt sincerity and theatrical humor.
Who it's for
Baritone and bass singers preparing auditions for contemporary musical theatre roles or studying the craft of character-driven comedy songs. This song works equally well as a showstopper in a recital or as part of a deeper dive into Finn's theatrical vocabulary.
How to get the most out of it
- Let the comedic timing land in your rhythm; Finn's music is written to support the joke, so honor the lyrical phrasing even when you're tempted to rush it.
- Embrace the awkwardness of the character situation without winking at the audience. The humor works because Chip is genuinely distressed, not because you're playing it for laughs.
- Find the emotional stakes underneath the comedy. The best performances of Finn's work understand that the character cares deeply about their predicament, even when it's absurd.
How to use it
Program this alongside other contemporary comedy songs to showcase your range as a musical theatre performer, or use it as a teaching piece to show students how composers integrate character psychology into melody and rhythm. It's equally at home in an audition book or a recital celebrating modern Broadway writing.
Skills your students will build
- Comedy timing and rhythmic precision in sung dialogue
- Character authenticity in embarrassing or vulnerable moments
- Contemporary musical theatre style and diction (Finn's conversational vocal writing)
- Emotional stakes underneath humorous material