Put That Screen Away!: Choral SoundTrax CD

This novelty number lands exactly where middle school choirs live. Rather than talking at students about screen time, the piece lets them embody the dramatics and humor of a relatable conflict, which makes the subject matter stick without feeling preachy. The retro groove keeps energy high while the theatrical storytelling creates a genuine narrative arc that students want to perform.

Theatrical and groove-driven, with a retro sensibility that feels both nostalgic and current. The piece balances humor with genuine musicality, delivering a 3.5-minute story arc that builds momentum toward a reveal that keeps the ensemble (and audience) leaning in until the final note.

Middle school and early high school choirs looking for contemporary material that speaks to their generation without condescension. Directors programming concerts that balance classic repertoire with music that energizes and engages younger singers will find immediate classroom relevance here.

• Lean into the comedic timing. The mini-melodrama only works if singers commit to the dramatic beats and punch the punchlines; rehearse the spoken or sung interjections with the same precision you'd apply to a tight rhythm section.
• Shape the groove with attention to the bass line and rhythm section feel. Even though this is choral, the retro vibe depends on crisp articulation and locked-in rhythmic precision.
• Use the recorded accompaniment to lock the ensemble sound. Having the track available also frees you to focus on blocking or expression without carrying the harmonic load.

Place this as a concert highlight or encore where energy and contemporary appeal matter. The theatrical nature and short length make it ideal for youth concert programming, pops concerts, or any concert that aims to showcase your ensemble's range and personality.

• Rhythmic precision in a contemporary groove
• Dramatic expression and storytelling through song
• Ensemble cohesion with rhythmic accompaniment
• Reading and performing with recorded accompaniment