Put That Screen Away!: SoundTrax Digital Download

This novelty piece hits on something directors genuinely need: humor that doesn't talk down to young singers, paired with a contemporary theme that actually resonates with them. The recorded accompaniment option makes it instantly performance-ready, and the concert-appropriate setting means you're not sacrificing musical credibility for a laugh.

Contemporary, witty, and irreverent in the best way. The piece channels the kind of knowing humor that makes young singers feel heard rather than patronized, grounded in solid musicality that lets the comedy breathe without becoming cartoonish.

Middle school and upper elementary choirs looking for concert repertoire that engages their singers' actual interests and sense of humor. This works equally well for directors seeking a palate cleanser between serious selections or as an opener that immediately connects with an audience.

• Commit fully to the comedic timing. Comedy lands when singers treat the delivery seriously, so encourage them to maintain musical integrity while embracing the novelty concept.
• Balance the message with musicality. Even though the text is humorous, the vocal line should remain clean and well-supported throughout.
• Use the recorded accompaniment to establish a tight groove, which strengthens both the rhythmic precision and the comedic punch of the piece.

Open a concert with this to establish rapport with your audience and set a tone of joy right away. It also pairs effectively as contrast programming, placed strategically between a ballad and something lyrical to keep energy and attention varied throughout your set.

• Comedic timing and dramatic expression in choral singing
• Maintaining vocal quality and intonation while executing rhythmic precision
• Connecting lyrical content to emotional intent rather than singing through lyrics mechanically