Funny Bones: Concert Band Conductor Score

Few pieces at Grade 1 give the trombone section a genuine moment to shine while keeping the arranging simple enough that newer bands can execute it cleanly. The rock groove framework makes rehearsal feel contemporary and fun, and the strategic placement of glissandos gives your trombones a built-in opportunity to deliver character-driven playing without technical complexity.

A playful romp that bounces along with irrepressible trombone energy. The rock groove gives it a contemporary feel, while the glissandos inject humor and showmanship without veering into parody.

Conductors looking for a concert opener or novelty interlude that gives Grade 1 bands a confident vehicle for personality and fun. This works equally well for younger ensembles building ensemble cohesion and more experienced groups wanting a palate cleanser.

• Let the trombone section own their featured passages; their confidence sets the energy for the whole band.
• The glissandos work best when they feel intentional, not rushed. Work them in sectionally first to lock the timing.
• Keep the rock groove steady in rehearsal by tapping the subdivision with the band before running the full score.
• Balance the supporting parts so the trombone antics remain the focal point rather than getting buried.

Program this early in a concert to set a lighthearted tone, or place it after a heavier contemporary work to give the audience a breather. It pairs well alongside other accessible concert band novelties and reads as a natural confidence builder for developing ensembles.

• Rock groove rhythm accuracy at a steady tempo
• Glissando technique and control
• Featured section playing with ensemble support
• Listening to balance between melody and accompaniment