Funny Bones: 1st Percussion

Story and Smith crafted a piece that gives trombones genuine solo territory without asking them to carry the entire musical weight. The rock-groove foundation keeps the band locked and energized, while the novelty elements (those strategically placed glissandos) reward your section's personality and precision in equal measure.

Playful irreverence with a pocket-solid groove. The trombone section gets to strut and slide with confidence while the full band locks into a rock rhythm that feels modern and energetic, not stuffy or overly arranged.

This piece fits bands seeking a surefire crowd-pleaser with built-in engagement for younger players. At Grade 1, it's accessible to groups still developing fundamental skills, yet the rock feel and trombone spotlight keep rehearsals focused and fun.

• Let the trombone section own their feature. They need confidence and presence in the rock groove, so rehearse them with the full band early and often so they trust the support underneath.
• Plant the glissandos. A well-placed gliss requires intentionality and control, not showboating. Have trombones practice the approach and landing note before sliding through.
• Lock the groove with your rhythm section. The rock feel only works if drums, bass, and low brass sit in a pocket together; rehearse them as a unit before full band rundowns.
• Let the novelty breathe. Humor reads better when there's space around it. Don't rush the punch lines or they'll land flat.

Program this early in a concert when energy is high and the audience is in a good mood. It works beautifully as a closer to a first half or as a standalone moment that breaks up more serious programming and reminds listeners (and performers) why band is fun.

• Rock groove rhythmic feel and pocket awareness
• Glissando technique with control and intentionality
• Trombone section blend and intonation in featured passages
• Listening to and supporting a featured section within ensemble texture
• Ensemble synchronization in contemporary style contexts